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Total Medals Earned: 308 (From 83 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,125 Points

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Score!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Stickya Adventurya

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)

Easier as it seems. 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

Knick knocker. 10 Points

Explode the big mean door.

HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points

Destroy all the bunnies.

Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points

Complete the game.

You're just great at this. 25 Points

Die over 100 times.

Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points

Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.

You must be cheating! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls

super sweatshop mastar

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

1000 km 25 Points

Go 1000 km for the mother land

5000 km 50 Points

Go 5000 km for great power

10000 km 100 Points

Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

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Tankmen: Battle 2

Medals Earned: 11/22 (135/500 points)

The Start of Something 5 Points

Conquer the first base.

Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the blue backpack.

Green Backpack 10 Points

Find the green backpack.

Kill the Clown 10 Points

Conquer the second base.

Orange Backpack 10 Points

Find the orange backpack.

Pink Backpack 10 Points

Find the pink backpack.

Purple Backpack 10 Points

Find the purple backpack.

Red Backpack 10 Points

Find the red backpack.

Sky Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the sky blue backpack.

Back to the Grave 25 Points

Conquer the fourth base.

Hints of Evil 25 Points

Conquer the third base.

Black Backpack 10 Points

Find the black backpack.

Gray Backpack 10 Points

Find the gray backpack.

White Backpack 10 Points

Find the white backpack.

Yellow Backpack 10 Points

Find the yellow backpack.

Demise of the Savior 25 Points

Conquer the sixth base.

Sending Him Back to Hell 25 Points

Conquer the fifth base.

To Kill a Killing Machine 25 Points

Conquer the seventh base.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Find all 11 backpacks.

An Honor Serving 100 Points

Reach General rank.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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